i'm bored as fuck - You’re so bored you could watch paint dry and still find it

You’re so bored you could watch paint dry and still find it interesting. I’m not even here for your nonsense.

I’m so bored I could fall asleep during a boring lecture and still be bored.

I’m so bored I could watch my pet turtle take a nap and still be bored.

I’m so bored I could eat a whole cake and still be bored.