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A guy who thinks he's James Bond. He wears a suit like it's a punishment and drinks like he's on a mission. He acts like he's important but he's just trying to avoid being called 'weird'.
He showed up to the bar in a suit and ordered a martini like it was a command from the president.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and said 'Bond, James Bond' like he was trying to start a war.
He wore a watch like it was a badge of honor and called me '007' like I was his best friend.