i'm blue - If you were green, you'd be dead from being so blue. That's

If you were green, you'd be dead from being so blue. That's how bad it is.

If I were green, I'd be dead from being blue, my life is a disaster.

If I were green, I'd be dead from being blue, I got grounded again.

If I were green, I'd be dead from being blue, my cat is being mean to me.