I'm better than you - A lie you tell yourself when you’re too lazy to admit you’re

A lie you tell yourself when you’re too lazy to admit you’re a failure. It’s like claiming you’re a superhero when you can’t even tie your shoes.

I’m better than you. You didn’t even show up to the event.

I’m better than you. You’re still doing homework while I’m out playing video games.

I’m better than you. You got grounded and I’m still free.