I'm begging you
This is when a man is so desperate he drops to his knees and pleads like a toddler who just got his cookies taken away.
'Please, just once more, I swear I'll stop eating your pizza.'
'I'll do your laundry, your mom's chores, and your ex's taxes if you just give me a chance.'
'I'll wear a tutu to the grocery store if you let me live.'
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