I'm An Atheist
Real atheists don’t go around shouting 'I’m an atheist' like they’re trying to start a war with the sky. They just walk by and think, 'Yeah, I’m not religious. That’s it.'
'I'm an atheist!' said in the middle of a pizza place during a slow Tuesday.
'I'm an atheist!' shouted to a cat who was napping on the couch.
'I'm an atheist!' texted to a friend who was watching a documentary about the moon.