I'm An Atheist
An atheist is someone who says 'I'm an atheist' like it's the most shocking thing ever, but they're just a religious person with a bad attitude who doesn't like the word 'god' and thinks they're deep.
'I'm an atheist!' said in a grocery store during a fight over the last bag of chips.
'I'm an atheist!' yelled at a church just because the priest said 'hello'.
'I'm an atheist!' texted to someone who was just praying for their dog.