I'm allowed to contradict myself

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I get to be the boss and the brawler. You’re just trying to slice the line before it’s even cooked.

I’m the king of the hill and the guy trying to dig it up. You’re just a pebble in my shoe.

I’m the DJ and the crowd. You’re just trying to skip the beat before it drops.

I’m the chef and the critic. You’re just trying to cut the line before it’s served.

I’m the star and the fan. You’re just trying to cheat the system.

I’m the main character and the sidekick. You’re just trying to ruin the script.

I’m the teacher and the kid. You’re just trying to skip the test.

I’m the cake and the knife. You’re just trying to slice before I’m ready.

I’m the whole damn show and the heckler. You’re just trying to cut the line before it’s even on.

I’m the pizza and the kid who wants a free slice. You’re just trying to take it before I eat it.

I’m the movie and the critic. You’re just trying to rate it before it’s finished.

I’m the party and the crasher. You’re just trying to leave before the fun starts.