I'm Afraid
The ultimate excuse when you're too lazy to be cool, too scared to be brave, and too confused to be anything else. It’s like your brain is on a break and your mouth is doing all the work, and it’s not doing a good job.
I'm afraid of everything. (said while hiding from your crush like they're the boogie man)
I'm afraid of math. (said while staring at the problem like it's trying to kill you)
I'm afraid of my mom. (said while hiding behind the pizza box like it's a shield)