i'm a simple man
A man’s way of pretending he doesn’t notice the hot woman, but he’s probably already imagined a dozen scenarios where he’s her hero.
I'm a simple man. I don’t need no hero stuff. But I’m already imagining I’m her hero.
I'm a simple man. I just want my meal. But this woman? She's my side dish.
I'm a simple man. I don't need no drama. But this woman is giving me drama I didn't ask for.