I'm a Physician
What a guy says when he’s about to mess everything up and doesn’t want to admit it. It’s like the last line of a bad movie before the guy dies in a fire.
I'm a physician, I can handle this. (He couldn’t handle a flu.)
I'm a physician, I've got this. (He had to get a second opinion from a goat.)
I'm a physician, I know what I’m doing. (He had to look up 'doing' on a dictionary.)