i'm a lazy sod - A person who would rather be buried alive than do a single t

A person who would rather be buried alive than do a single task, and calls himself a sod because he thinks it sounds cool.

I said I was going to clean my room. I lied. I watched Netflix instead.

I got a task. I said 'sod this' and went to the fridge.

I was buried alive. I said 'sod this' and dug my way out.