I'm a cyclist too - They think they’re an expert because they’ve been riding for

They think they’re an expert because they’ve been riding for a while, but they don’t even know how to avoid a common crash.

I’ve been riding for 10 years and I don’t know how to stop!

I never use a bike light, I just ride in the dark.

I don’t know what a traffic signal is, but I still think I know everything.