I'm a cup - I'm a cup means you're so useless you can't even hold your o

I'm a cup means you're so useless you can't even hold your own coffee.

I'm a cup, and you're the coffee that spilled on my pants.

I'm a cup, and you're the reason I threw my mug out the window.

I'm a cup, and you're just a sad paper cup that got used once.