I'm a celebrity get me out of here
A show where old celebrities are dropped in a jungle and made to suffer so a bunch of people can watch them cry and eat bugs.
I had to live with a woman who used to be on TV. She tried to sing. I almost died.
I was forced to eat a cockroach. It was the worst day of my life.
They made me fight a man who smells like a goat. I won, but I’m still sore.