I'm 12 years old and what is this?
A scream of confusion from a kid who saw something so dumb it made their brain explode. Usually said after something that smells bad or is too weird to be real.
'I'm 12 years old and what is this?' after seeing a guy try to put a shoe in a blender.
'I'm 12 years old and what is this?' after his sister told him she was going to be a unicorn when she grew up.
'I'm 12 years old and what is this?' when he saw a guy wearing a hat made of socks.