I'll tell you that shit for free - when you’re so desperate to be helpful you just blurt out th

when you’re so desperate to be helpful you just blurt out the answer without even asking for a tip

You: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you didn’t even wait for your friend to ask

Your friend: 'You’re like a broken vending machine' because you just spew out answers

You DM your crush: 'I’ll tell you that shit for free' because you’re too shy to ask for anything else