I'll Tap Your Bonnet
A loud and angry way to yell at someone who made your day a disaster, and you hit their car’s hood so hard it sounds like a drum solo.
I'll tap your bonnet, you clumsy fool, I was stuck in traffic for an hour because of you!
You think you're tough? I'll tap your bonnet and you'll be on the floor in pain!
I'll tap your bonnet so loud the whole street can hear it.