I'll Tap That
South Africans yell 'I'll tap that' when they're so mad they slam their hands on a car's hood like it's the last thing they'll ever touch.
'I'll tap that idiot,' he screamed, then hit the hood so hard he broke his own hand.
'I'll tap that truck,' she yelled, then got run over by a confused delivery driver.
'I'll tap that cop,' he said, then got a ticket for being annoying.