I'll Tap That
Saying 'I'll tap that' means you're so confident you can handle whatever mess is coming your way. It's like saying you're ready to fight a dragon with a spatula.
'I'll tap that challenge,' he said, then immediately got beaten up by a chicken.
'I'll tap that homework,' she said, then failed her math test.
'I'll tap that guy,' he said, then got tossed out of the bar.