I'll see you on the internet - A promise that you won't actually show up, but you'll just s

A promise that you won't actually show up, but you'll just spam your friend with messages until they beg for mercy.

'I'll see you on the internet', I'm going to send you 20 texts before I even leave the house.

'I'll see you on the internet', I'm going to haunt you with emojis.

'I'll see you on the internet', I'm not leaving my room.