I'll never wash my pants
A swear-filled promise from someone who got too close and now smells like a garbage can.
He said that after his girlfriend hugged him and smelled like her gym sock drawer.
She posted, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my dad sat on them and burped in my face.’
He told his mom, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after you let my dog lick me and then sneeze on me.’