I'll never wash my pants
A promise made by someone who got too close and now wishes they could just burn their pants.
He said that after his crush gave him a kiss and then a hug that lasted three minutes.
She posted, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my brother sat on them and burped in my face.’
He told his friend, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my dog licked me and then sneezed on me.’