I'll never wash my pants
A promise made by someone who got too close to another person and now wishes they had a vacuum.
My dad said that after my aunt hugged him and smelled like old pizza.
She posted on Instagram, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my boss sat next to me on the bus and ate a burrito.’
He told his sister, ‘I’m never cleaning my pants again after you let your dog lick me in the face.’