I'll never wash my pants
A phrase used when someone gets too close, too fast, and now their pants feel like a prison.
He told his friend that after his date gave him a kiss so long he felt like he’d been hugged by a bear.
She said, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my uncle sat on them and ate a taco.’
He texted his crush, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after you hugged me and smelled like your gym bag.’