I'll never wash my pants
A man or woman saying they'll never clean their pants again because they got too close to someone and it was too much.
My cousin said that after his date bit him during a kiss.
She told her mom she’d never wash her pants after her ex’s kid came over and smushed her face into his armpit.
He texted his friend, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after that woman licked my ear in the grocery store.’