I'll never wash my pants
A declaration from someone who got too much love or too much stink and is now ready to quit life.
He said that after his crush gave him a full-on face plant during a football game.
She told her best friend, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after my brother sat on them and ate a whole sandwich.’
He DM’d his crush, ‘I’ll never wash my pants again after you sneezed in my ear during the movie.’