i'll meet y'all at olive garden - the lie you tell your friends when you're actually planning

the lie you tell your friends when you're actually planning to get drunk and eat until you pass out

I'll meet y'all at Olive Garden, but I might end up passing out in the middle of the buffet.

I'll meet y'all at Olive Garden, and I might drink the entire wine bottle.

I'll meet y'all at Olive Garden, and I might forget my own name by the end of the night.