i'll meet y'all at olive garden - the excuse you give when you're too lazy to cook, but you al

the excuse you give when you're too lazy to cook, but you also don't want to eat alone

I'll meet y'all at Olive Garden because I can't be bothered to make dinner.

I'll meet y'all at Olive Garden because I'm too tired to cook and I hate being alone.

I'll meet y'all at Olive Garden because my microwave broke and I’m desperate.