I'll Have What He's Having
You're too dumb to realize someone is a mess, so you just copy them and act like a mess too.
My brother started fighting with his shadow. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I fight my shadow too.
My mom started wearing socks on her hands. I said, 'I'll have what she's having.' Now I wear socks on my hands and my feet.
My friend started crying over a burnt waffle. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I cry over burnt waffles and I'm a mess.