I'll Have What He's Having
You see someone acting like a total disaster and you just say, 'I'll take it,' because you're too lazy to be smart.
My sister started eating glue. I said, 'I'll have what she's having.' Now I eat glue and I'm a total disaster.
My neighbor started arguing with the mailman. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I argue with the mailman and I'm a disaster.
My dog started eating my shoes. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I eat my shoes and I'm a disaster.