I'll have the poo-poo platter - When you already know your life is a dumpster fire and someo

When you already know your life is a dumpster fire and someone else is about to confirm it.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I failed math again.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my crush says he’s dating my sister.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my teacher says I’m getting detention again.