i'll give you 100 dollars
When a poor-ass woman says she'll pay you 100 bucks if you do something, but she has no idea what money is.
She said she'd give me 100 dollars if I did 10 push-ups. I did them. She had no money.
She said she'd give me 100 bucks if I screamed in the hallway. I screamed. She had no money.
She said I'd get 100 dollars if I wore her hat to school. I wore it. She had no money.