I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears - You're the dumb one who has to keep the pig from making a me

You're the dumb one who has to keep the pig from making a mess while I get the job done the hard way

I'll do the hard work and you'll be the one holding the pig like it's your job

You're the one who has to hold the pig while I get the job done

You're the one who has to hold the pig while I do all the work