I'll do it in September.
A cowardly excuse for not doing something now because you're too busy being a mess in September.
"I'll do it in September.", said by someone who still hasn't finished their coffee.
"I'll do it in September.", said by a person who promised to clean their room and still wears socks with holes.
"I'll do it in September.", said by a kid who forgot about the science project until the day it was due.