I'll Dew You! - a useless vow from a certain tall commie that always ends in

a useless vow from a certain tall commie that always ends in disaster

I'll Dew You! ... and then I'll make you run laps until you puke.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll delete your favorite game.

I'll Dew You! ... and I'll make you eat my old shoes.