I'll call the wireless company - When you're too lazy to actually swear but still want to sou

When you're too lazy to actually swear but still want to sound like a total idiot.

I'll call the wireless company and tell them I'm gonna complain until they give me free pizza.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna take my business elsewhere.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna make their life a living hell.