I'll call the wireless company - When you're too confused to swear but still want to sound li

When you're too confused to swear but still want to sound like you're the most important person in the world.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna write a poem about their bad service.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna call their office at 2 a. m.

I'll call the wireless company and say I'm gonna send them a letter from my dog.