I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned

I'll be right there with you like a broken toaster. Hey-hey-hey, like I just got kicked by a donkey and a swear word.

My friend is with me like a bad hair day. Hey-hey-hey, like I just yelled at my mom and her dog.

I'm hanging with you like a bad WiFi connection. Hey-hey-hey, like I just got hit with a whoopie cushion and a curse.

My brother is with me like a broken calculator. Hey-hey-hey, like I just got yelled at by my math teacher.