i'll be darned

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Getting so shocked you could swear your pants caught fire. Used when something impossible just happened or when you're too dumb to agree with someone.

'I'll be darned' after seeing my ex's new car and realizing I still owe them money.

'I'll be darned' when my kid told me he failed math again.

'I'll be darned' when my mom texted me a photo of my dad's new beard.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're so surprised you think you're gonna pass out. Used when something crazy happens or you're too lazy to agree with someone.

'I'll be darned' when my dog ate my homework and my teacher believed me.

'I'll be darned' when my friend said he's moving to Mars.

'I'll be darned' when my phone died during the worst time possible.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're so shocked you think you're gonna throw up. Said when something wild happens or when you're too dumb to agree with someone.

'I'll be darned' when my kid told me he's joining the circus.

'I'll be darned' when my boss said we're getting a new office in the moon.

'I'll be darned' when my dad said he's gonna retire and start a pizza business.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago