i'll be back right now - A trash-talking promise from a Latino in LA that they're com

A trash-talking promise from a Latino in LA that they're coming back faster than your mom's Sunday cooking.

I'll be back right now, or I'll show up at your house with my grandma's abuela recipe for punishment.

I'll be back right now, or I'll make your ex text you.

I'll be back right now, or I'll steal your lunch from the cafeteria.