i'll be back right now - A swear-filled reminder that someone's not going to let you

A swear-filled reminder that someone's not going to let you wait for them, even if they're late.

I'll be back right now, or I'll make you wait until the end of the movie.

I'll be back right now, or I'll tell your crush you're a baby.

I'll be back right now, or I'll lose your video game save.