I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish
A phrase so strong it could make a saint cry and a curse come true at the same time.
I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish if my math teacher is not human.
That new haircut? I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish.
I just got a C on a test. I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish.