I'll Alert The Media - A cocky way of telling someone you don't care, like you're s

A cocky way of telling someone you don't care, like you're saying, 'I'm too cool to even bother.'

'I'll alert the media,' he said, while playing video games.

'I'll alert the media,' she said, after her friend spilled coffee on her shirt.

'I'll alert the media,' he said, not even looking at her.