I'd yiff that
I’d yiff that means I’d like to have a very loud, sweaty, and probably messy time with that person in a fur suit, and I don’t care if it’s at a convention or in a club chat.
I’d yiff that if he had a tiger suit and a cat tail
I’d yiff that if he stopped talking about his ex
I’d yiff that if he wore a bear head and not a chicken onesie