I'd wear a hat on a day like that - A cry for help that's also a fashion statement, because who

A cry for help that's also a fashion statement, because who needs logic when you've got a hat?

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My mom sent me a text that was 17 paragraphs long.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My crush asked me to prom, and I said yes, but now I regret it.

I'd wear a hat on a day like that. My science project exploded and set my hair on fire.