i'd verb her noun
When a man sees a woman and instantly wants to get her alone and do the most basic thing. Can also be said by women if the guy is annoying or smells like a gym sock.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my mom’s best friend.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 200-pound dog named Larry.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a boyfriend who was a total idiot.