i'd verb her noun - A guy’s way of saying he wants to tear off a girl’s clothes

A guy’s way of saying he wants to tear off a girl’s clothes and do the deed. It’s also a good way to get in trouble if you say it in class.

I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 100% in math.

I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my sister’s best friend.

I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a crush on my friend.