I'd toy don't hoot - Your phone thinks you’re a total idiot and decides to rewrit

Your phone thinks you’re a total idiot and decides to rewrite your message with the worst possible words.

I said 'I’m going to bed' and it turned into 'I’m going to die.' That’s not how it works.

I typed 'I can’t wait' and it became 'I can’t wait for you to come and kill me.'

I asked for a pen and it said 'I asked for a penis. Again.'