I'd toy don't hoot - Your phone has a vendetta against you and keeps changing you

Your phone has a vendetta against you and keeps changing your words to the most ridiculous things.

I said 'I’m done' and it changed to 'I’m a done.' I’m not a done. I’m a person.

I texted 'I’m hungry' and it said 'I’m a hungry.' That’s not how it works.

I told my friend I was late and it said 'I told my friend I was a whole.' I’m not a whole. I’m late.